“When I sing, I feel like when you’re first in love. It’s more than sex. It’s that point two people can get to they call love, when you really touch someone for the first time, but it’s gigantic, multiplied by the whole audience. I feel chills.”

Janis Joplin

“There has been a huge advance in technology, which has improved the safety of the cars incredibly, but there are still some heavy crash impacts and in certain circumstances there is still the chance of fire today.”

Jackie Stewart

“Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together.”

Vincent van Gogh

“Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and three dollar pantyhose that won’t run.”

Phyllis Diller

“I have two ambitions in life: one is to drink every pub dry, the other is to sleep with every woman on earth.”

Oliver Reed

“I’ve been accused of vulgarity. I say that’s bullshit.”

Mel Brooks

“You see people who are 19 or 20 years old and they don’t even know who The Who is. It’s like, where have you been? Justin Timberlake? C’mon. Where are the roots?”

Dustin Diamond

“Your most unhappy customers are your greatest source of learning.”

Bill Gates

“The possible is constantly being redefined, and I care deeply about helping humanity move forward.”

Paul Allen

“Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.”

Steven Wright

“You have only 30 seconds in a TV commercial. If you grab attention in the first frame with a visual surprise, you stand a better chance of holding the viewer. People screen out a lot of commercials because they open with something dull… When you advertise fire-extinguishers, open with the fire. “

David Ogilvy

“My name is more important than myself.”

Pierre Cardin

“Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real.”

Tupac Shakur

“History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.”

Napoleon Bonaparte

“Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?”

Robin Williams

“I have opinions of my own –strong opinions– but I don’t always agree with them.” George H. W. Bush

“He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.”

Zsa Zsa Gabor

“Religion is a byproduct of fear. For much of human history, it may have been a necessary evil, but why was it more evil than necessary? Isn’t killing people in the name of God a pretty good definition of insanity?”

Arthur C. Clarke

“We are all voyeurs to one degree or another, including me, but with fame comes the predatory prowl of a carrion press that has an insatiable appetite for salaciousness and abhors being denied access to anyone, from pimps to presidents (a journey that becomes shorter every year), and, confused and resentful because it can’t get what it wants, resorts to inventing stories about you because it is part of a culture whose most pressing moral imperative is that anything is acceptable if it makes money.”

Marlon Brando

“In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes.”

Andy Warhol

“What happens someday if more people own my record than the bible? That will make me god because a lot more people believe in me than him? Because it’s just about popularity. There are plenty of people in the world how have never heard of Jesus, while America takes him for granted.”

Marilyn Manson

“What is a face, really? Its own photo? Its make-up? Or is it a face as painted by such or such painter? That which is in front? Inside? Behind? And the rest? Doesn’t everyone look at himself in his own particular way? Deformations simply do not exist.”

Pablo Picasso

“An actor must interpret life, and in order to do so must be willing to accept all the experiences life has to offer. In fact, he must seek out more of life than life puts at his feet.”

James Dean

“I think that all good, right thinking people in this country are sick and tired of being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being told that all good, right thinking people in this country are fed up with being sick and tired. I’m certainly not, and I’m sick and tired of being told that I am”

Monty Python

“I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I experience and I understand.”

Confucius

“If you don’t get noticed, you don’t have anything. You just have to be noticed, but the art is in getting noticed naturally, without screaming or without tricks.”

Leo Burnett

“If you don’t get noticed, you don’t have anything. You just have to be noticed, but the art is in getting noticed naturally, without screaming or without tricks.”

Leo Burnett

“It is great to be a blonde. With low expectations it’s very easy to surprise people.”

Pamela Anderson

“I like sports, I enjoy anything to do with the ocean, I like surfing, sailing, I like to play tennis.”

Beau Bridges

“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”

Keyser Söze v The Usual Suspects

“Religion is comparable to a childhood neurosis.”

Sigmund Freud

“You can’t fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal.” William S. Burroughs

“Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.”

Sharon Stone

“The mind is its own place, and in itself, can make heaven of Hell, and a hell of Heaven.”

John Milton

“You will never be happy if you continue to search for what happiness consists of. You will never live if you are looking for the meaning of life.”

Albert Camus

“You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.”

Al Capone

“Marriage is a great institution, but I’m not ready for an institution yet.”

Mae West

“Lying is like alcoholism. You are always recovering.”

Steven Soderbergh

“You’ve always got to put the past behind you before you can move on.”

Tom Hanks (Forrest Gump)

“We are taught to consume. And that’s what we do. But if we realized that there really is no reason to consume, that it’s just a mind set, that it’s just an addiction, then we wouldn’t be out there stepping on people’s hands climbing the corporate ladder of success.”

River Phoenix